'Tis the Season

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

'Tis the season to be grumpy... fa la la la laaaaa... and watch "Best of the Year" specials, It's a Wonderful Life, and converse politely with people who might be part of the same species. Many people hate this holiday. I don't mind it so much because I usually don't have to lift a finger, not being the host of my own special family Christmas.

Anyways, I know what's on the programme already for Christmas Eve: 8 hours of eating, 3 hours of Karaoke, 2 hours of dancing, 13 hours of solid drinking. Yay! After that you can roll me over, and stick me on a spit, broil for 5 hours and call me Drunken Idiot. Serve with a good side of ham and sour grape juice.