The Bush Family Cookbook

George Bush Sr. lied when he said he didn't like broccoli. He should have just said he didn't like any vegetables that didn't come from a can or the freezer department. The Bush family cookbook is a miracle in this modern age of cookbooks. Here, you can find all those ancient recipes from bygone days which feature powdered soup mixes, ring molds and frozen vegetables. Imagine throwing together cream, sugar, egg yolks, gelatin, then frozen vegetables and chopped celery. That's the Bush version of a salad. Much like the Bushes themselves, the cookbook is a veritable freakshow. I'd put this on my wishlist, but I'm skinny enough as it is.