crackers!... and water...

attn: UEFA (football) post

damn! DAMN! DAMN DAMN DAMN!

Mourinho did it. Chelsea is through... 4-2, over Barcelona.
Crushed, like a beer can on a frat boy's head.

... but hey... those old Portuguese men I shared my screaming with were a riot... especially the guy with two warts on his nose, the bartender... good commenting all round, and I start to crack... Mourinho is one damn fucking good coach. He makes his players believe. RESPECT!