FULL CONTACT POKER??!!!

HOLY SHIT! I just found out that this little punk kid I know from junior high, the funny clownish brat who I never thought would amount to anything, wearing backwards baseball hats and always stretching for a pool game, that little kid is now the POKER CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. No kidding. Daniel Negreanu! For all you freaks from Zion Heights Junior High, I bet all you friggin' doctors, lawyers, accountants are so smug about your lives, but do you get to be Number 1 in the whole world?! Holy crap! And he coaches Tobey Maguire, an avid poker fan. Whoa. Talk about following your dream.