celebrity madness

just when I think I've had enough, I go for a refill. That's right folks, if you ever wanted to see Madonna's lips change place on her face, or Meg Ryan turning into oggy cheesemelting monster, this is YOUR site. I've been a fan for years.

awfulplasticsurgery.com

I was watching a pretty stupid tv show the other day, Docs that Shock, and they had a special on celebrities who got into trouble. The best shit was actually on Boris Yeltsin. Since I grew up in North America, missed a lot of the Yeltsin good stuff. He's exactly like Benny Hill, pinching his secretary's bum at official state meetings, and doing the twist and shimmy before the military band. I need a Yeltsin compilation tape. Anybody got some Yeltsin crack for the Nardac?