Sometimes I wonder if I'm an Aquarius

"Don't overdo it, Aquarius: alcohol + hyperactivity - good sense = humiliation."

- from Celia Knowles's Sign Me Up Horoscope.

But then I realise I'm a Scorpio, and that all good sense in social interactions usually gets thrown out the window. Luckily enough, humiliation only seems evident once the alcohol wears off. Hence, continue drinking.