Nigger Head Bag

A very blurry and stripey picture of Alon and his bf at Saturday night's party at David's. His pants are actually just grey jeans but, weird how they look in those pics.



Yeah, so what's new? We get drunk, we get high... yada yada yada...

well, for starters, the house has central air conditioned, exposed brick, gigantic ceilings, french windows, the cutest back yard... Secondly, David has the best ashtray, one of those kewpie doll heads, all red lipped and white eyed. It's so racist. There are these two straps on the side of the head, and it suddenly struck me what a wonderful handbag/coin purse this thing could be. Except it's really a nigger head... yeah.. that's racist to say, but that's how it comes out. Anyways, Tara, the only chick there with any black blood, was cackling so hard she almost wet her thong.

But, imagine if you really had a nigger head bag... and then you started collecting them... and lining them up, row after row... why then you'd have died and gone to Nigger Head Bag Heaven!

This has nothing to do with real flesh and blood descendants of Africa so don't come running with your PC bludgeons after me.