As Promised... NATURE PORN!

too tired to blog... so will provide you with a little slideshow, with commentary from this year's Agricultural Fair in Paris...


It's obvious, when comparing the size of bull testicules against pig's testicules, why most men would prefer to be called a pig than a bull. Pigs are really wonderful! ...They're bigger than you think and they are really really interested in two things: eating and sleeping. I was probably a pig in a former life... a nervous self-conscious pig but a plump oinker nonetheless. When you call someone a "cochon" in french in means they can't stop rutting, humping... I once called my husband this, in front of my in-laws, as a pet name, and they all turned beet-red. Of course, at that time, I didn't know...


And, well, just to continue the series I guess, I spotted this lovely pony. I don't think little Titty won a prize, but he sure was quite an interesting little beast. He just stood there in the back, casually extending and retracting his penis.


me with the various beasts. Mongo the donkey... who also had a rather elongated penis... But, there we are, looking like a bunch of ole pals! And Akira, a prize winning bull... a bull-fighting bull... he's the victor of hundreds of battles, against his own species, and has scars on his forehead...look how nice that man is! And then there's me with the dead wild boar. That smile is fake. Heads on a plaque make me nervous, unless they're boiled and served with gribiche sauce.


but of course... as if... the picture on the bottom right was my dinner for the night, a degustation of 7 different kinds of saucisson: wild boar, serrano, chorizo, filet mignon, herbed, peppered, extra (??)


LLAMAS!