Why Paula Radcliffe stopped

Monday, August 23, 2004

Because it sucks to be a loser.

But that's the beauty of the Olympics...sometimes the losers get a bigger spotlight than the winners.

Anyways, the majority of losers out there have to be indignant and irritated by her new label. Only real losers know the glowing poetry in picking the last positions in the race, and keeping those numbers filled.