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Saturday, July 24, 2004

Dacnar and Nardac are on a new adventure: The Quest for the Nice/Cheap Apartment. It's a special Paris edition. Our two heroes imagine themselves to be capable of taking on the ancient idol, Paris, but find themselves awkwardly stranded by imaginatively rude and awful landlords, vicious swimming tides of other apartment seekers, and mountains of administrative red tape. Will our two heroes make it through the adventure alive, without being swallowed up by massive debt and the evil monster: A SHITTY EXPENSIVE APARTMENT. Stay tuned for more exciting and strangely demoralising tales!!!

In this weeks episode, after battling the sharp restrictive glances of a basement apartment landlord, our two heroes rebound magnificently in St. Fargeau; but the battle is far from over. Even as Nardac used her super charm magic manouveure (costing fifty soul points), the landlord put her on the list...with twelve other hopefuls!!! The couple then takes a short break to Chateau Chinon, Mitterand's old stomping grounds, where tennis, petanque, swimming and moving independant films...breathlessly await!!!

What's coming up next: The story of the multiple files, Begging by Nature, Desperate.com, more other modern french urban legends. Special guest stars include the Prefecture agent, and My Guarantor.