Moustache 2006

Everyone, I'd like you to meet my very good friend, George Stanley. George is modelling our very own newest moustache, the Moustache 2006. Chocolatey and sensitive, yet firm and defined, this new moustache will keep you awake in the dark nights, and make you the envy of non-moustached men, everywhere. The perfect blend of Hitler and John Waters, this moustache says that you're not only in touch with zeitgeist and slightly scatophilic, you're also a mighty hand with death and desire, asserting your will where those about you flail in despair. Analogue and digital, despotic and ironic, we want you to ride the wave of the brown line, the ambiguous space where the power to rape nations is ripe for the pickings.