Oh Larry....

Fuck! That stupid shagging shambula list is up my wazoo! I just woke up from dreaming I had been chosen by Larry David to accompany him to a gala dinner and I ended up having sex with him while people all around were pointing in surprise to something behind us, and I craned my head to see what it was and Larry said "What? Why are you looking up? What's over there that's not over here? What? Am I not good enough?"

And he was a great kisser.