THE SHAME! THE SECRET!

ok ok, so yes, Seth's unabashed love for Ryan is the reason we keep watching. In a world with so much betrayal, where girls cannot be trusted to be anything more than ditzy, alcoholic, frigid bitches, or volcanic bitches, the man-love is what keeps the flame of humanity burning strong. Oh Friendship! Thou blessed return to nighttime television has cured us of all possible retaliation. We are the gayest generation! Hurrah!

But seriously, this is the Ryan I drool over...all white shirted and looking for a dirty ride! (I hope Dacnar doesn't read this because he already ragged me out my lake-size drool over Marat Safin.)