the golden peanut

Friday, December 02, 2005

No easier way to kill chatter on a blog than to post something chilly about philosophy and irony. So, I'll sway your attention and introduce a new topic: why is it that some girls get away with wearing paper thin sweaters and miniature embroidered Chanel blazers while the rest of us are wearing two cowl neck sweaters, one over the other, just to stay warm? Do I just have bad circulation or are they mutants? Personally, I just wait till I'm inside to strip to my skanks. That way, I'm like a Christmas present at a Viennoise orgy, lurking inside a three-tiered cake, waiting for my aged billionaire to find the golden peanut....

oops! how did that come out?